Henry Beston
Northern Farm: A Chronicle of Maine
written during the late 1930s
first published in 1949
When the nineteenth century and the industrial era took over our
western civilization, why was it that none saw that we should all
presently become peoples without a past? Yet this is precisely what has
happened and it is only now that the results of the break have become
clear.
The past is gone, together with its formal arts, its rhetoric, and
its institutions, and in its place there has risen something rootless,
abstract, and alien, I think, to human experience. Nothing of this sort
has ever occurred in history.
This was written during the late 1930s and published in 1949. Is any of
the above relevant today? To be honest, I'm not even sure I know what
he means. Perhaps it's because I'm an urbanite (if there is such a
word), having grown up and spent all of my life in cities. I did spend a
number of summers while growing up on my grandparents' farm in
Wisconsin, but that was only for three months of the year. I wonder if
that loss he speaks of accounts for my fascination with and love of the
writings of Loren Eiseley, Joseph Wood Krutch, John Muir (a recent
discovery), Konrad Lorenz, and now Henry Beston. All focus on the
natural world and on those who share this unique planet with us.
Yet, Beston speaks of this loss: The past is gone, together with its formal arts, its rhetoric, and
its institutions, and in its place there has risen something rootless,
abstract, and alien, I think, to human experience. What has this to
do with our alienation from the natural world? Unlike so many
fortunate people, I find only questions and more questions and seldom
answers.
Welcome. What you will find here will be my random thoughts and reactions to various books I have read, films I have watched, and music I have listened to. In addition I may (or may not as the spirit moves me) comment about the fantasy world we call reality, which is far stranger than fiction.
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Monday, October 16, 2017
Wednesday, September 27, 2017
Loren Eiseley: "The Innocent Fox"
This is an excerpt from an essay in Loren Eiseley's collection, The Star Thrower. The essay is titled "The Innocent Fox." Perhaps it could have been called "The Innocent Fox and the Innocent Human"?
The episode occurred upon an unengaging and unfrequented shore, It began in the late afternoon of a day devoted at the start to ordinary scientific purposes. There was the broken prow of a beached boat subsiding in heavy sand, left by the whim of ancient currents a long way distant from the shifting coast. Somewhere on the horizon wavered the tenuous outlines of a misplaced building, growing increasingly insubstantial in the autumn light.
A fog suddenly moved in, and he is trapped. Rather than wander about, he decides to stay by the beached boat until the fog lifts or morning comes.
. . . It was then I saw the miracle. I saw it because I was hunched at ground level smelling rank of fox, and no longer gazing with upright human arrogance upon the things of this world.
I did not realize at first what it was that I looked upon. As my wandering attention centered, I saw nothing but two small projecting ears lit by the morning sun. Beneath them, a small neat face looked shyly up at me. The ears moved at every sound, drank in a gull's cry and the far horn of a ship. They crinkled, I began to realize, only with curiosity, they had not learned to fear. The creature was very young. He was alone in a dread universe. I crept on my knees around the prow and crouched beside him It was a small fox pup from a den under the timbers who looked up at me. God knows what had become of his brothers and sisters. His parent must not have been home fro hunting.
He innocently selected what I think was a chicken bone from an untidy pile of splintered rubbish and shook it at me invitingly. There was a vast and playful humor in his face. "If there was only one fox in the world and I could kill him. I would do." The words of a British poacher in a pub rasped in my ears. I dropped even further and painfully away from human stature. It has been said repeatedly that one can never, try as he will, get around to the front of the universe Man is destined to see only its far side, to realize nature only in retreat.
Yet here was the thing in the midst of the bones, the wide-eyed, innocent fox inviting me to play, with the innate courtesy of it two forepaws placed appealingly together, along with a mock shake of the head. The universe was swinging in some fantastic fashion around to present its face, and the face was so small that the universe itself was laughing.
It was not a time for human dignity. It was a time only for the careful observance of amenities written behind the stars. Gravely I arranged my forepaws while the puppy whimpered with ill-concealed excitement. I drew the breath of a fox's den into my nostrils. On impulse, I picked up clumsily a whiter bone and shook it in teeth that had not entirely forgotten their original purpose. Round and round we tumbled for one ecstatic moment. We were the innocent thing in the midst of the bones, born in the egg, born in the den, born in the dark cave with the stone ax close to hand, born at last in human guise to grow coldly remote in the room with the rifle rack upon the wall.
But, I had seen my miracle. I had seen the universe as it begins for all things. It was, in reality, a child's universe, a tiny and laughing universe. I rolled the pup on his back and ran, literally ran for the neared ridge. The sun was half out of the sea, and the world was swinging back to normal. The adult foxes would be already trotting home.
A little farther on, I passed one on a ridge who knew well I had no gun, for it swung by quite close, stepping delicately with brush and head held high. Its face was watchful but averted, It did not matter. It was what I had experienced and the fox had experienced, what we had all experienced in adulthood. We passed carefully on our separate ways into the morning, eyes not meeting.
. . . . .
For just a moment I had held the universe at bay by the simple expedient of sitting on my haunches before a fox den and tumbling about with a chicken bone. It is the gravest, most meaningful act I shall ever accomplish, but, as Thoreau once remarked of some peculiar errand of his own, there is no use reporting it to the Royal Society.
Perhaps we should, at times, forget our status as lords of creation. I read somewhere the creativity is strongest in those who have never quite completely grown up. Something to think about anyway.
I suppose this will be seen by many as just a cute story, of little consequence and to be quickly forgotten or ignored. I think it's very significant in that it tells us a lot about the type of person Loren Eiseley was and much about the way he saw the world. I wonder how many other scientists would act as he did and also reveal it to their fellow scientists. Eiseley had mentioned once or twice that some of his colleagues actually reprimanded him for his non-scientific outlook as expressed in his essays and poetry.
I am reminded of many SF stories I had read in the past that pushed the idea that the world would be a better place, a more open and tolerant world if run by scientists and technologists, for they were free of prejudice and would be more willing to forgo past ways of thinking and rely on evidence. I don't see much of that anymore in SF. Perhaps SF writers have also read the accounts of the difficulties that new ideas, in spite of the evidence, had in being accepted. As usual, it's a case of yesterday's heresies are today's truths and will be tomorrow's dogmatic barrier to new ideas.
Sunday, July 9, 2017
Ray Bradbury: "The Parrot Who Met Papa"
Ray Bradbury
"The Parrot Who Met Papa"
from Long After Midnight
"The Parrot Who Met Papa" is the second story I have read by Ray Bradbury that centers on Ernest Hemingway, sometimes familiarly known as Papa. The first I read was "The Kilimanjaro Device," a time-traveling tale. My post on that story is at http://tinyurl.com/y7xt9t4h. I wonder if there's any more about Hemingway and why he chose to write about him. I also wonder if he has any other stories about real people. I guess I will just have to read more stories by Bradbury.
I suppose most people back then knew that Hemingway spent considerable time in Cuba. That was the problem, for so many people knew this that Hemingway became a tourist attraction when he was there. When the staring got to be too much, Hemingway would absent himself from his usual watering holes and hide out in a small local bar, the Cuba Libre. At one end of the bar was a parrot in a cage, an ancient parrot to be sure. Hemingway grew to like the parrot and would spend much time talking to it. In fact, the question was whether Hemingway ended up talking like the parrot or the parrot sounded like him. Rumor had it that Hemingway had taught the parrot a word-for-word record of his last unpublished novel.
This parrot became famous, almost as famous as Hemingway himself. So, although it was a shock to many, the reasons why El Cordoba, that was the parrot's name, was birdnapped? should have been obvious. But, the real reason wasn't known, until much later.
Ray (the name of the teller of the tale, a coincidence, no doubt) decids to investigate and flies down to Cuba. Upon interrogating the bar owner, he decides he knows the identity of the birdnapper. He had asked the bar owner if someone strange or peculiar or eccentric had recently been there. The bar owner then described such a person who had been there the day before the parrot had disappeared:
"What a creature!. . . He was very small. And he spoke like this: very high-eeee. Like a muchacha in a school play, eh? Like a canary swallowed by a witch! And he wore a blue-velvet suit with a big yellow tie. . .And he had a small very round face. . . and his hair was yellow. . .he was like a Kewpie doll."
Ray recognizes him and blurts out, "Shelley Capon!" (a capon is a castrated domestic rooster fattened for eating). Ray knew that Shelley Capon hated Hemingway and now was very concerned about the fate of El Cordoba.
Perhaps I'm wrong here, but that description and the name reminds me of Truman Capote. Unfortunately I don't know anything about the relationship between Hemingway and Capote, so I can't offer that as evidence.
Ray then decides to confront Shelley Capon and rescue El Cordoba. Shelly Capon is the most interesting character in the story. If you have read the story or read it sometime in the future, let me know if you agree or disagree with my speculation regarding the identity of Shelly.
It took a while for me to realize this, but this is a detective story! El Cordoba is a victim of a kidnapping, and Ray comes to his rescue. Shelly Capon is the unique and fascinating bad guy with his henchmen about him in the hotel room when Ray confronts him. Their meeting gives us a clue:
Shelly greets him: "'Raimundo, sit down! No . . . fling yourself into an interesting position.'
Ray responds: "'Sorry,' I said in my best Dashiell Hammett manner, sharpening my chin and steeling my eyes. 'No time.'"
The tone is almost noir. Ray senses a threat from those gathered in the hotel room. Will he be allowed to leave, on his own two feet? He responds with a threat of his own, clearly a hard-boiled detective tale. Bradbury later introduces a very familiar element from a Hammett story, just to remind us of this story's antecedents.
Overall, it's a light-hearted work, not to be taken seriously. But, on the other hand, it is written by Ray Bradbury . . .
"The Parrot Who Met Papa"
from Long After Midnight
"The Parrot Who Met Papa" is the second story I have read by Ray Bradbury that centers on Ernest Hemingway, sometimes familiarly known as Papa. The first I read was "The Kilimanjaro Device," a time-traveling tale. My post on that story is at http://tinyurl.com/y7xt9t4h. I wonder if there's any more about Hemingway and why he chose to write about him. I also wonder if he has any other stories about real people. I guess I will just have to read more stories by Bradbury.
I suppose most people back then knew that Hemingway spent considerable time in Cuba. That was the problem, for so many people knew this that Hemingway became a tourist attraction when he was there. When the staring got to be too much, Hemingway would absent himself from his usual watering holes and hide out in a small local bar, the Cuba Libre. At one end of the bar was a parrot in a cage, an ancient parrot to be sure. Hemingway grew to like the parrot and would spend much time talking to it. In fact, the question was whether Hemingway ended up talking like the parrot or the parrot sounded like him. Rumor had it that Hemingway had taught the parrot a word-for-word record of his last unpublished novel.
This parrot became famous, almost as famous as Hemingway himself. So, although it was a shock to many, the reasons why El Cordoba, that was the parrot's name, was birdnapped? should have been obvious. But, the real reason wasn't known, until much later.
Ray (the name of the teller of the tale, a coincidence, no doubt) decids to investigate and flies down to Cuba. Upon interrogating the bar owner, he decides he knows the identity of the birdnapper. He had asked the bar owner if someone strange or peculiar or eccentric had recently been there. The bar owner then described such a person who had been there the day before the parrot had disappeared:
"What a creature!. . . He was very small. And he spoke like this: very high-eeee. Like a muchacha in a school play, eh? Like a canary swallowed by a witch! And he wore a blue-velvet suit with a big yellow tie. . .And he had a small very round face. . . and his hair was yellow. . .he was like a Kewpie doll."
Ray recognizes him and blurts out, "Shelley Capon!" (a capon is a castrated domestic rooster fattened for eating). Ray knew that Shelley Capon hated Hemingway and now was very concerned about the fate of El Cordoba.
Perhaps I'm wrong here, but that description and the name reminds me of Truman Capote. Unfortunately I don't know anything about the relationship between Hemingway and Capote, so I can't offer that as evidence.
Ray then decides to confront Shelley Capon and rescue El Cordoba. Shelly Capon is the most interesting character in the story. If you have read the story or read it sometime in the future, let me know if you agree or disagree with my speculation regarding the identity of Shelly.
It took a while for me to realize this, but this is a detective story! El Cordoba is a victim of a kidnapping, and Ray comes to his rescue. Shelly Capon is the unique and fascinating bad guy with his henchmen about him in the hotel room when Ray confronts him. Their meeting gives us a clue:
Shelly greets him: "'Raimundo, sit down! No . . . fling yourself into an interesting position.'
Ray responds: "'Sorry,' I said in my best Dashiell Hammett manner, sharpening my chin and steeling my eyes. 'No time.'"
The tone is almost noir. Ray senses a threat from those gathered in the hotel room. Will he be allowed to leave, on his own two feet? He responds with a threat of his own, clearly a hard-boiled detective tale. Bradbury later introduces a very familiar element from a Hammett story, just to remind us of this story's antecedents.
Overall, it's a light-hearted work, not to be taken seriously. But, on the other hand, it is written by Ray Bradbury . . .
Monday, June 19, 2017
Dylan Thomas's Cat: Do Not Go Peaceable to That Damn Vet
Do Not Go Peaceable to That Damn Vet
Do not go peaceable to that damn vet,
A cat can always tell a trip is due,
Hide, hide, when your appointment time is set.
Wise cats who watched, and learned the alphabet,
And never let men know how much they knew,
Do not go peaceable to that damn vet.
Young cats who want to keep their claws to whet
On sofa legs, and save their privates, too,
Hide, hide when your appointment time is set.
Sick cats, poor things, whose stomachs are upset,
But hate to eat some evil-smelling goo,
Do not go peaceable to that damn vet.
Old cats who have no wish to sleep just yet,
And plan to live another life or two,
Hide, hide, when our appointment time is set
And though your human sweetly calls his pet
Or rants and raves until his face is blue,
Do no go peaceable to that damn vet,
Hide, hide, when your appointment time is set.
-- Dylan Thomas's Cat --
Henry Beard: Poetry for Cats
I always had trouble finding my cats when it was "vet time." I finally figured it out: I had gotten into the habit of bringing out the cat carrier from the closet in the morning of a trip to the vet. When I stopped, I had no problems after that.
Do not go peaceable to that damn vet,
A cat can always tell a trip is due,
Hide, hide, when your appointment time is set.
Wise cats who watched, and learned the alphabet,
And never let men know how much they knew,
Do not go peaceable to that damn vet.
Young cats who want to keep their claws to whet
On sofa legs, and save their privates, too,
Hide, hide when your appointment time is set.
Sick cats, poor things, whose stomachs are upset,
But hate to eat some evil-smelling goo,
Do not go peaceable to that damn vet.
Old cats who have no wish to sleep just yet,
And plan to live another life or two,
Hide, hide, when our appointment time is set
And though your human sweetly calls his pet
Or rants and raves until his face is blue,
Do no go peaceable to that damn vet,
Hide, hide, when your appointment time is set.
-- Dylan Thomas's Cat --
Henry Beard: Poetry for Cats
I always had trouble finding my cats when it was "vet time." I finally figured it out: I had gotten into the habit of bringing out the cat carrier from the closet in the morning of a trip to the vet. When I stopped, I had no problems after that.
Saturday, March 5, 2016
Theodore Sturgeon: "Helix the Cat"
Theodore Sturgeon (1918--1985)
"Helix the Cat" a short story
from The Ultimate Egoist: Volume 1, The Complete Stories
This is one of Theodore Sturgeon's short stories, one that I hadn't read before. As usual, it's a bit quirky, as most of his tales are. It is an early story, written in 1939 and rejected at that time and finally published in 1979. Why? I don't know. I think it's a delightful little tale with an interesting cast.
It's a first person narrative, and it takes place in the home of Pete Tronti, the narrator. Pete has a small lab at his place, and that's the cause of what happens in the story. Most of the story happens there.
Another character in the cast is Helix. Pete tells us, "Ah, he was a cat. A big black tom, with a white throat and white mittens, and a tail twice as long as that of an ordinary cat. He carried it in a graceful spiral--three complete turns--and hence his name. He could sit on one end of that tail and take two turns around his head with the other. Ah, he was a cat."
The third character is a soul, the soul of a dead man, Wallace Gregory, and he, or actually his soul, turns up because he was trying to escape from Them, the Soul Eaters! This is why we find Pete in his lab, apparently talking to an empty bottle.
To be brief, Pete has invented a new type of glass and has just completed making a bottle of it. It is a flexible glass that bounces when dropped, and it has other properties, as Pete unfortunately discovers. Wallace, or his soul, explains that when a person dies, the soul leaves the body, and this is when They, the Soul Eaters, enter the scene. They eat the souls of dead humans, but not all dead humans. Something happens to the souls of people who know they are about to die. Wallace doesn't know what--maybe grow a protective cover or something. Any way, They don't go after the souls of those who had known they were about to die.
Wallace explains that he didn't know he was about to die, and therefore his soul didn't have enough time to get protected. They were about to grab him when he spotted Pete's latest invention and somehow realized that the glass bottle would protect him, so he dived into the bottle. As long as he stays inside the bottle, he will be safe from Them. Perhaps some time in the future, he will find a human who is willing to die and let Wallace occupy the now empty body.
All goes well until Wallace gets bored. The thought of spending an eternity in a bottle doesn't excite him any more than it excited the various djinn or genies we hear about in various tales. He is getting desperate trapped there. But, he has an idea. He tells Pete that by making some appropriate changes, he could occupy the body of a small animal, such as a dog or a . . . cat.
Pete looks at Helix and is horrified. " 'You 're being emotional,' said Wally scornfully. 'If you've got any sense of values at all, there'll be no choice. You can save my immortal soul by sacrificing the life of a cat. Not many men have that sort of an opportunity, especially at that price.' "
Pete makes his choice, and sadly, he makes the wrong one. He's somewhat appeased when Wally tells him that Helix's soul is in no danger from Them. His soul will just leave and go where animal souls go. And, since Wally's soul is in telepathic communication with Pete's soul, Helix is unaware of Wally's existence and therefore, Wally's plans for him.
Wally modifies Helix (souls can do all sorts of things that they can't do while in a live body), so that eventually Helix is able to talk and read and write, and now it's time for the Great Transformation.
But, things did not progress as planned, by anybody. This should have been expected since deception was a part of the plan and that never bodes well. In fact, everybody involved was deceiving somebody--the double-cross was SOP in the Great Transformation. Another complication is that several of the cast knew things that the other members didn't know that they knew, but they didn't know everything. The outcome, once again, disproved that old adage, because, let's face facts, "what you don't know CAN hurt you."
But it did show, as usual, that another old adage is true:
"The best-laid schemes o' mice an' men
(and cats and souls and Them)
Gang aft a-gley."
However, the situation ended, and contrary to Shakespeare, it did not end well.
"Helix the Cat" a short story
from The Ultimate Egoist: Volume 1, The Complete Stories
This is one of Theodore Sturgeon's short stories, one that I hadn't read before. As usual, it's a bit quirky, as most of his tales are. It is an early story, written in 1939 and rejected at that time and finally published in 1979. Why? I don't know. I think it's a delightful little tale with an interesting cast.
It's a first person narrative, and it takes place in the home of Pete Tronti, the narrator. Pete has a small lab at his place, and that's the cause of what happens in the story. Most of the story happens there.
Another character in the cast is Helix. Pete tells us, "Ah, he was a cat. A big black tom, with a white throat and white mittens, and a tail twice as long as that of an ordinary cat. He carried it in a graceful spiral--three complete turns--and hence his name. He could sit on one end of that tail and take two turns around his head with the other. Ah, he was a cat."
The third character is a soul, the soul of a dead man, Wallace Gregory, and he, or actually his soul, turns up because he was trying to escape from Them, the Soul Eaters! This is why we find Pete in his lab, apparently talking to an empty bottle.
To be brief, Pete has invented a new type of glass and has just completed making a bottle of it. It is a flexible glass that bounces when dropped, and it has other properties, as Pete unfortunately discovers. Wallace, or his soul, explains that when a person dies, the soul leaves the body, and this is when They, the Soul Eaters, enter the scene. They eat the souls of dead humans, but not all dead humans. Something happens to the souls of people who know they are about to die. Wallace doesn't know what--maybe grow a protective cover or something. Any way, They don't go after the souls of those who had known they were about to die.
Wallace explains that he didn't know he was about to die, and therefore his soul didn't have enough time to get protected. They were about to grab him when he spotted Pete's latest invention and somehow realized that the glass bottle would protect him, so he dived into the bottle. As long as he stays inside the bottle, he will be safe from Them. Perhaps some time in the future, he will find a human who is willing to die and let Wallace occupy the now empty body.
All goes well until Wallace gets bored. The thought of spending an eternity in a bottle doesn't excite him any more than it excited the various djinn or genies we hear about in various tales. He is getting desperate trapped there. But, he has an idea. He tells Pete that by making some appropriate changes, he could occupy the body of a small animal, such as a dog or a . . . cat.
Pete looks at Helix and is horrified. " 'You 're being emotional,' said Wally scornfully. 'If you've got any sense of values at all, there'll be no choice. You can save my immortal soul by sacrificing the life of a cat. Not many men have that sort of an opportunity, especially at that price.' "
Pete makes his choice, and sadly, he makes the wrong one. He's somewhat appeased when Wally tells him that Helix's soul is in no danger from Them. His soul will just leave and go where animal souls go. And, since Wally's soul is in telepathic communication with Pete's soul, Helix is unaware of Wally's existence and therefore, Wally's plans for him.
Wally modifies Helix (souls can do all sorts of things that they can't do while in a live body), so that eventually Helix is able to talk and read and write, and now it's time for the Great Transformation.
But, things did not progress as planned, by anybody. This should have been expected since deception was a part of the plan and that never bodes well. In fact, everybody involved was deceiving somebody--the double-cross was SOP in the Great Transformation. Another complication is that several of the cast knew things that the other members didn't know that they knew, but they didn't know everything. The outcome, once again, disproved that old adage, because, let's face facts, "what you don't know CAN hurt you."
But it did show, as usual, that another old adage is true:
"The best-laid schemes o' mice an' men
(and cats and souls and Them)
Gang aft a-gley."
However, the situation ended, and contrary to Shakespeare, it did not end well.
Wednesday, September 25, 2013
Henry Beston: The Outermost House
I had only in the past year heard of Henry Beston and his classic work The Outermost House. This is actually my second reading of the book, which gives a clear indication of my feelings about the book. I am not going to try to review the book, for that is beyond my skills. Suffice it to say that I enjoyed the book and will read it again. It's one of those rare books.
Beston had had a cabin built on Cape Cod, not far from the Atlantic shore of the peninsula. In September of 1924 he went to the cabin, planning on spending only a few weeks there. Instead he found himself reluctant to leave. His two-week stay eventually lasted a full year, in which he took copious notes about the seasonal changes occurring there to the beach, the weather, and the birds, plants, and animals that were his neighbors. The Outermost House is the result of that unplanned year on Cape Cod.
Instead of a review, I will simply post several quotations from the work so as to give you an idea of Beston's ideas and writing skills.
"We need another and a wiser and perhaps a more mystical concept of animals. Remote from universal nature, and living by complicated artifice, man in civilization surveys the creature through the glass of his knowledge and sees thereby a feather magnified and the whole image in distortion. We patronize them for their incompleteness, for their tragic fate of having taken form so far below ourselves. And therein we err, and greatly err. For the animal shall not be measured by man. In a world older and more complete than ours they move finished and complete, gifted with extensions of the senses we have lost or never attained, living by voices we shall never hear. They are not brethren, they are not underlings; they are other nations, caught with ourselves in the net of life and time, fellow prisoners of the splendor and travail of the earth."
He seems to contradict the well-know assertion that "man is the measure of all things," supposedly made by the Greek philosopher Protagoras. Moreover he also appears to question some of the more sympathetic views of the animal kingdom, especially that of St. Francis of Assisi who fequently referred to our furred and feathered neighbors as brothers and sisters. Beston simply states that they are "not brethren" nor are they "underlings." but a separate people with their own powers and abilities.
What do you think? Is Beston right about our relationship with the other inhabitants who are "fellow prisoners of the splendor and travail of the earth."
Or, is it legitimate to set humanity up as the measure of all things or even perhaps to see them as our brethren?
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Monday, September 23, 2013
Harlan Ellison: Some comments about A Boy and His Dog
The following quotations come from HE's introduction to Vic and Blood, a recently published collection of the three Vic and Blood short stories. The introduction is titled "Latest Breaking News: The Kid and the Pooch." HE wants to set the record straight regarding responsibility for the film.
"The film version of 'A Boy and His Dog' had a more than slightly misogynistic tone. Not the story, the movie. I have no trouble placing the blame on that sexist loon Jones (see: "Huck and Tom, The Bizarre Liaison of Ellison and Jones" in Outre magazine, issue #309, Fall 2002). He was brung up in Texas, and as a good ole boy he is pretty much beyond retraining.
But I catch the flak. I've had to go to universiies where they've screened the movie (it being one of the most popular campus films perennially, and constantly available in one of another unauthorized knock-off video versions) and I've had to try to explain to Politically Correct nitwits that I didn't write the damned film--which I happen to like a lot, except for the idiotic last line, which I despise--I wrotne the original story; so I won't accept the blame for what they perceive as a 'woman-hating' in the film.
And I say to them READ THE D_____D STORY! In the story (not to give too much away for those few of you who don't know this material), as in the film. . . VIC NEVER TOUCHES THE MEAT!"
"So here we are, Vic, Blood, you, me, 34 years after I wrote that first section (which turned out to be the second section, actually). Twenty-eight years after the film of 'A Boy and His Dog' won me a Hugo at the 34th World Science Fiction Convention. And I've written the rest of the book, BLOOD'S A ROVER. The final, longest section is in screenplay form--and they're bidding here in Hollywood, once again, for the feature film aand TV rights --and one of these days before I go through that final door, I'll translate it into elegant prose, and the full novel will appear."
Well, it's been ten years since he wrote this on "25 March 2003," and I haven't seen anything of the novel or heard anything about the film. By the way, I've reread this several times and any unusual spelling or punctuation you find belong to HE.
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Some Poetical Cats
A short time ago, I came across a small book. It was Henry Beard's Poetry For Cats. No, it's not a book with poems about cats. The title is somewhat misleading. It is, says Henry Beard, a collection of poems by cats. Even a quick glance through the book will show that the themes of the poems are those one might well suspect would be of most interest to cats: mice, rats, dogs, birds, vets .
Moreover, these are poems written by cats who have had some connection with well-known human poets. This small volume should be of interest to those scholars who love teasing out influences among writers: A influenced B who influenced C who influenced D who had no influence on anybody at anytime. A careful perusal of the poems by humans and those by cats who lived with the human poets could possibly, I think, show some similarities between them. As to the direction of the influence, whether the human poet influenced the feline poet or vice-versa, I shall leave it to the experts to figure out.
Here is a well-known poem by the human poet, Elizabeth Barrett Browning:
Her cat had a slightly different version:
To A Vase
How do I break thee! Let me count the ways.
I break thee if thou art at any height
My paw can reach, when, smarting from some slight,
I sulk, or have one of my crazy days.
I break thee with an accidental graze
Or twitch of tail, if I should take a fright.
I break thee out of pure and simple spite
The way I broke the jar of mayonnaise.
I break thee if a bug upon thee sits.
I break thee if I'm in a playful mood,
And then I wrestle with the shiny bits.
I break thee if I do not like my food.
And if someone thy shards together fits,
I break thee once again when thou are glued.
Or one by William Carlos Williams
so much depends
upon
a red wheel
barrow
glazed with rain
water
beside the white
chickens
William's cat wrote the following:
so much depends
upon
a yellow gold
fish
washed down with bowl
water
inside the white
kitten
And one last example, one of my favorites, Robert Frost's
Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening
Whose woods these are I think I know.
His house is in the village though;
He will not see me stopping here
To watch his woods fill up with snow.
My little horse must think it queer
To stop without a farmhouse near
Between the woods and frozen lake
The darkest evening of the year.
He gives his harness bells a shake
To ask if there is some mistake.
The only other sound's the sweep
Of easy wind and downy flake.
The woods are lovely, dark and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.
And Frost's poetical cat penned the following:
Sitting by the Fire on a Snowy Evening
Whose chair this is by now I know.
He's somewhere in the forest though;
He will not see me sitting here
A place I'm not supposed to go.
He really is a little queer
To leave his fire's cozy cheer
And ride out by the frozen lake
The coldest evening of the year.
To love the snow it takes a flake:
The chill that makes your footpads ache,
The drifts too high to lurk or creep,
The icicles that drip and break.
His chair is comfy, soft and deep.
But I have got an urge to leap.
And mice to catch before I sleep.
And mice to catch before I sleep.
Others in the book are "Grendel' s Dog" by an anonymous cat (trans. from Old English by the Editor's Cat)
"Brave Beocat,_____ brood-kit of Ecgthmeow,
Hearth-pet of Hrothgar_____ in whose high halls
He mauled without mercy_____ many fat mice,"
Besides the ones just quoted are cat friends of Chaucer, Donne, Blake, Milton, and of course, Shakespeare, along with many others.
If you wish to see variants of some well-known poems, perhaps some of your favorites, from a feline POV, I can recommend this book.
Henry Beard
Poetry for Cats
Villard Books, a division of Random House
Moreover, these are poems written by cats who have had some connection with well-known human poets. This small volume should be of interest to those scholars who love teasing out influences among writers: A influenced B who influenced C who influenced D who had no influence on anybody at anytime. A careful perusal of the poems by humans and those by cats who lived with the human poets could possibly, I think, show some similarities between them. As to the direction of the influence, whether the human poet influenced the feline poet or vice-versa, I shall leave it to the experts to figure out.
Here is a well-known poem by the human poet, Elizabeth Barrett Browning:
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight For the ends of being and ideal grace. I love thee to the level of every day's Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I love thee purely, as they turn from praise. I love thee with the passion put to use In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith. I love thee with a love I seemed to lose With my lost saints. I love thee with the breath, Smiles, tears, of all my life; and, if God choose, I shall but love thee better after death.
Her cat had a slightly different version:
To A Vase
How do I break thee! Let me count the ways.
I break thee if thou art at any height
My paw can reach, when, smarting from some slight,
I sulk, or have one of my crazy days.
I break thee with an accidental graze
Or twitch of tail, if I should take a fright.
I break thee out of pure and simple spite
The way I broke the jar of mayonnaise.
I break thee if a bug upon thee sits.
I break thee if I'm in a playful mood,
And then I wrestle with the shiny bits.
I break thee if I do not like my food.
And if someone thy shards together fits,
I break thee once again when thou are glued.
Or one by William Carlos Williams
so much depends
upon
a red wheel
barrow
glazed with rain
water
beside the white
chickens
William's cat wrote the following:
so much depends
upon
a yellow gold
fish
washed down with bowl
water
inside the white
kitten
And one last example, one of my favorites, Robert Frost's
Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening
Whose woods these are I think I know.
His house is in the village though;
He will not see me stopping here
To watch his woods fill up with snow.
My little horse must think it queer
To stop without a farmhouse near
Between the woods and frozen lake
The darkest evening of the year.
He gives his harness bells a shake
To ask if there is some mistake.
The only other sound's the sweep
Of easy wind and downy flake.
The woods are lovely, dark and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.
And Frost's poetical cat penned the following:
Sitting by the Fire on a Snowy Evening
Whose chair this is by now I know.
He's somewhere in the forest though;
He will not see me sitting here
A place I'm not supposed to go.
He really is a little queer
To leave his fire's cozy cheer
And ride out by the frozen lake
The coldest evening of the year.
To love the snow it takes a flake:
The chill that makes your footpads ache,
The drifts too high to lurk or creep,
The icicles that drip and break.
His chair is comfy, soft and deep.
But I have got an urge to leap.
And mice to catch before I sleep.
And mice to catch before I sleep.
Others in the book are "Grendel' s Dog" by an anonymous cat (trans. from Old English by the Editor's Cat)
"Brave Beocat,_____ brood-kit of Ecgthmeow,
Hearth-pet of Hrothgar_____ in whose high halls
He mauled without mercy_____ many fat mice,"
Besides the ones just quoted are cat friends of Chaucer, Donne, Blake, Milton, and of course, Shakespeare, along with many others.
If you wish to see variants of some well-known poems, perhaps some of your favorites, from a feline POV, I can recommend this book.
Henry Beard
Poetry for Cats
Villard Books, a division of Random House
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